A Tired Xiao Ke Ai = A Jabbermouth

I have come to the realization that when I am deprived of my sleep I vomit words. Apparently when I do this I do not know half of what I am saying. Also, people do not tell me to stop. I wonder if this is because I amuse them or they are being polite. A tired lifeguard is probably not the best kind. As for Chinese, I make my best mistakes when tired. For instance, when I tried to say, "I am American but like to eat Chinese food," but accidentally said, "I am American but like to eat Chinese people."